Monday, February 14, 2011

2.11.11

the details of this day i wish to never remember, or forget. it was a simple friday with not much going on.......or so i believed

6:30am - begin the morning by dropping my phone in the toilet. no i was not peeing standing up. i put it on a book that sits on the counter right next to the toilet and it slid off and fell into the toilet. tyler put it perfectly -"hun it wan't your fault, it was gravity's." thank you my dear. i completely agree that gravity is at fault here.
12:00pm - head to my mom's after work to visit eve and baby graham (#1 highlight of the day!) my toilet phone (completely turned off) starts to vibrate.
1:00pm - with vibrating toilet phone in hand i head to the at&t store to purchase a new one.
1:20pm - leave at&t store with my toilet phone quiet once again after the stupid salesman has wasted 20 mins of my time trying to sell me on a different phone. sir, don't you understand how crucial an iphone is for me. what would i do without words with friends?! don't know about this scrabble app? check it out! my current addiction.
1:25pm - call tyler from a pay phone at 7 eleven on state street (flashback to 1995) and tell him i'm heading to a different at&t store to purchase a new phone. his boss overhears our conversation and says "i have an extra iphone she can have." what?! um, yes please.
1:45pm - meet tyler at work to pick up my new phone. new phone is in better condition than toilet phone is before it became toilet phone. i just scored!
1:55pm - head to another at&t store to have them reset the phone
2:20pm - arrive home to meet a buddy of tyler's that's going to help us with a home repair project. #2 highlight of the day. new phone seems frozen on the boot up screen with the apple symbol. must still be resetting i think.
5:00pm - new phone is still frozen on the apple screen. huh, something seems fishy. tyler arrives home and plays with new phone. no luck. we decide i better run to the apple store to have them take a look at it.
6:00pm - arrive at apple store. they do a hard reset and get phone to work. hooray!! have a phone for the first time in 12 hours. i'm frantically calling people to make sure no one called or texted me and couldn't get through. i find out no one really noticed or cared. what. but how could that be?
6:30pm - arrive at my office to sync my phone. i plug it in, and dash to the bathroom. been holding that in all day it feels!
6:35pm - walk back to my office and discover i've locked myself out. perfect. my keys, purse, coat and new phone are all stuck inside.
6:37pm - deflated and feeling like a complete fool i walk downstairs to the company below and use their phone to call tyler. the conversation went like this
D: "hey, you're not going to believe what i just did."
T: "what?"
D: "i went to the bathroom and locked myself out of my office."
T: "are you being serious? well do you need your phone tonight or can we get it in the morning?"
D: "that's not really the problem. i locked my keys in there too."
T: "so you're telling me you have no way of getting home?" - growing a little bit irritated. can't imagine why.
D: "yep. i need you to call stuart (co-worker) and ask him to borrow his office key, and come let me in."
T: "okay, but we'll miss the dinner (we had dinner plans with tyler's friends)."
D: "you'll just have to go without me i guess." silence on the phone.....
T: "i'll call him and call you back at this number."
D: "okay, thanks hun. love you".
click
D: "oh crap."
7:00pm - tyler arrives at the office with just my spare car key. he tells me stuart is down at gateway and won't be back until 7:30. i'm in tears at this point. i hate this day.
7:10pm - arrive home and start to kill time until i can go get the office key, head back to the office and get my phone and then kill myself. just kidding, but at that point it sounded appealing.
8:15pm - finally get back into the office and grab my stuff. i drive straight to artic circle and buy myself a big chocolate malt. thankfully the day ended on a high note!

to my dear tyler, thank you for sticking by me. you are patient, understanding and tolerant of your often times brainless wife. i love you.


HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO ALL MY WONDERFUL FRIENDS AND FAMILY!

8 comments:

Jeanette said...

O sad- I hate days like that! I am glad you made it through it, and that Tyler did too! Happy Valentine's!

sara e.a.* said...

oh my holy hell, mujer! that's terrible!!! do you know why you're amazing? because you texted me that night at nine pm about our baby boy news. i love you. i can't believe that you had such a crazy awful day and then still had enough happiness left to share it with me. :) i'm seriously so in love with you! can't wait for our next chat. i wish it could be in person! i miss the crap out of you!

maddie said...

oh gosh that does sound just awful! i hate these days. but fun that you got a free iphone out of it all. that's terrific. just move to dallas - you would never have days like this (yeah right). hope you and ty did something fun last night but more importantly i hope that you watched the bachelor at rhoda's with that porn swimsuit shoot! matt and i were laughing thinking about it.

Meeker home said...

Nate read this to me in bed last night just before we nodded off. We were dying. Thanks for the laughs! Awesome story! So glad you at least got a new free iphone out of it.

P.S. I miss you.

matt and eve lloyd said...

hahahaha....i know that must have been the most frustrating day, but at least it's hysterical now! i'm so glad you got a working phone. and i'm so glad i got to be a part of all the action. however, sorry about all the crap you dealt with. :(

yours truly said...

That does NOT sound fun. I truly hate days like that!!
Miss you!!

The Richards Family said...

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Abi said...

Call me crazy . . . but this is the shiz that I love reading.
You are superb